Quiet Guitar for Loud Parties

David Dellacroce finds it awkward to write about himself in the third person, but tradition demands it. He plays solo guitar, creating a mixture of modal melodies, drowsy drones, chordal consonance, and arbitrary alliteration. His sounds can be described as ‘ambient,’ ‘atmospheric,’ ‘like a household appliance achieving enlightenment,’ and ‘like a diary entry that no one was supposed to read, except now it’s uploaded to the internet.’  He promises the music sounds less awkward than this paragraph.