“The allegorical donkey in the lion's skin, but it's a bear that wants to be an eagle that wants to be a bear... who cried wolf.”
Crank it up and hold on: Slippery When Wet's "Like A Phoenix" rises from the ashes with anthemic conviction, while their "Bullies in the Schoolyard" gets in your face with zero apologies. Anchorage garage punks Wooden Crates' debut EP brings loud, rough demos covering class uprising and wartime farewells, and their "Outrage Pays" takes a swinging attack at those who profit from online rage — a theme echoed in the fun, relatable Hot Singles In Your Area Vol. 1.
“The allegorical donkey in the lion's skin, but it's a bear that wants to be an eagle that wants to be a bear... who cried wolf.”
“A crunchy punk track about political differences between two people become moral differences that can't be overlooked.”
“Here is a collection of Wooden Crates first five singles. For this era of singles, we set out to make more fun rhythms, and more relatable lyrics.”
“Online outrage is the most lucrative product you can sell nowadays. This track is an attack on those who profit from it.”
“Bullies in the schoolyard, bullies on the playground. Takin' your lunch, takin' your change. Your face they want to rearrange”
“This is the loudest track from Wooden Crates yet. 'A Little Loud' is a warning (and a promise) that things will get out of control.”
“This debut EP has 5 demos from the punk band, Wooden Crates, that cover topics from the uprising of the lower class to sending your brother off to war.”
“A disturbing song from the equally disturbing psychological horror Kindle book, Slippery When Wet's Classic Fairy Tales of Murder and Mayhem”