“The allegorical donkey in the lion's skin, but it's a bear that wants to be an eagle that wants to be a bear... who cried wolf.”
Plug in and brace for impact: Snatch the Snail's Full Wet ditches the metronome entirely, trimming the fat to prioritize raw feel over polish — and they'll tell you themselves it's their best album yet. Barrelly Ego's Bearly Eagle channels a bear-wants-to-be-an-eagle-who-cried-wolf allegory into a cathartic socio-political EP tackling a decade of world-changing events. Anchorage garage punks Wooden Crates declare that the administration's flag won't fly, while their crunchy "In My Head" confronts political divides that harden into moral ones you can't unsee, and "A Little Loud" serves as both warning and promise that things will absolutely get out of control.
“The allegorical donkey in the lion's skin, but it's a bear that wants to be an eagle that wants to be a bear... who cried wolf.”
“A crunchy punk track about political differences between two people become moral differences that can't be overlooked.”
“Here is a collection of Wooden Crates first five singles. For this era of singles, we set out to make more fun rhythms, and more relatable lyrics.”
“Online outrage is the most lucrative product you can sell nowadays. This track is an attack on those who profit from it.”
“Bullies in the schoolyard, bullies on the playground. Takin' your lunch, takin' your change. Your face they want to rearrange”
“This is the loudest track from Wooden Crates yet. 'A Little Loud' is a warning (and a promise) that things will get out of control.”
“This debut EP has 5 demos from the punk band, Wooden Crates, that cover topics from the uprising of the lower class to sending your brother off to war.”
“A disturbing song from the equally disturbing psychological horror Kindle book, Slippery When Wet's Classic Fairy Tales of Murder and Mayhem”